Posted by lindy on Fri, Oct 5 at 10:43 PM
Heeeeeey guuuuuuuys!!! I don't know if anyone actually looks at this blog and wishes it would have some blogs on it, but just in case you're out there, I'M SORRY. IT DOESN'T. Okay? It isn't because I don't love you (I do!...some of you), it's because I now have a full-time job on another blog where I have to blog all day all night. And I'm supposed to double-blog in my free time? For YOU? I'M NOT YOUR MOTLEY-CLAD JESTER, INTERNET.
Let's back up. I don't know how this got so adversarial so fast.
I'm currently blogging full-time at Jezebel, which means that you can read my thoughts and ramblings and all-caps over there literally every day. You should do that! I'm proud of it!
Also, if you need to find out what I'm yelling about IN REAL TIME, you can follow me on Twitter.
Also, you should buy my new book, How to Be a Person! Buy it. Do it. It's really good and it has sex in it and stuff!
Also, I'll try to update this more often, to let you know about live appearances and podcasts and whatever other dumb stuff I do. And good stuff! I will also include the good stuff.
And you can e-mail me, here, if you just want to have a heart-to-heart. Unless your heart is boring, in which case I will DELETE YOU.
Pay attention to me.
Posted by lindy on Sun, Oct 23 at 1:03 AM
I'll be recapping every episode of Glee this season for Vulture (NY Magazine's culture blog). I slightly hate Glee but also I slightly love Glee. You can read my first three installments here, here, and here.
It’s day one of a new school year at McKinley High. Finn is still boring. Kurt is still confusing “gay person” with “half-finished Project Runway menswear challenge mannequin.” Rachel is still “not 29.” Quinn can’t be in glee club or cheerleading anymore because she’s too busy hanging out under the bleachers being goth and terrible because of emotions. Everyone is borderline suicidal because they placed twelfth instead of first in nationals, making them “the laughingstock of the show choir world,” even though there is obviously no such thing (one cannot be the laughingstock of an industry stocked entirely with laughs).
Please join me! It's fun!
Posted by lindy on Sat, Jul 30 at 10:55 PM
Hey, friends! Welcome to my new blog. This is a place where you can find out about what I'm writing, where I'll be talking into a microphone, and all my current feelings about leopard attacks, Duane "The Rock" Johnson, fart stuff, and so on. I love you.
To kick things off, here is a picture of the funniest thing that I have ever seen, which is a cray-cray big toothbrush I found at the drug store today. HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:
WHY ARE THEY JUST ACTING LIKE THIS IS A REGULAR TOOTHBRUSH!?!? WHY IS IT SOOOOOOOO GRANDE????????